i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
im on a boat
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