do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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