I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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