remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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