ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
babies were throwing up all over the place
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
Randomize
