I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
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