i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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