just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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