Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
When did angry sex become our thing?
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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