Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
do herpes really smell.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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