I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
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Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
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My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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