I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
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HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
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Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.