you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
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No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
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You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
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