Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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