there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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