Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Randomize
