The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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