Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
I want a musical about memes.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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