I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
that is very illegal...i love you.
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