i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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