I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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