This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
i came on her dog
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
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