me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
