Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
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