you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
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