I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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