Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
Randomize
