when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
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How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
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Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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