My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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