If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
i would one night stand the shit outta him
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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