well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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