Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
She bit a glass in half.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
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