spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
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