i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Randomize
