NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
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