i barfeds in our rink
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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