How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
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