alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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