She announced her abortion via fbk
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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