My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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