I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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