We won't sleep together?
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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