PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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