I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
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