Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
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Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
the liver wants what the liver wants
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I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize