It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
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Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
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I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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