Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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