When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
There's even glitter on my cock...
Randomize
