Plan B is the new Plan A
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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