i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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