The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
We're too hungover to prance.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
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