is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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