is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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