this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
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