People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
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