the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
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