You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
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