One girl and one boy is just not enough.
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
where am i from again
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
What happened to fro yo and sex?
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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