Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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