I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
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He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
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hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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